whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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