He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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