you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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