Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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