no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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