Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
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Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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