Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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