he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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