I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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