He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
you made out with another girl for some wings
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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