I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Randomize