I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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