I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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