I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
