Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
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