Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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