Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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