One girl and one boy is just not enough.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
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And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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