You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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