On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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