that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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