You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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