Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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