If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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