You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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