Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
we're so committed to being not committed
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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