when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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