So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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