Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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