But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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