Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
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I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
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I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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