did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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