I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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