Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I enjoy the company of your penis
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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