What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
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just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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