I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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