do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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