i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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