Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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