It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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