hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
then he tried to convert me to islam
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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