I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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