So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
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Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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