all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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