I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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