Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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You were trust falling into bushes
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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