They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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