I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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