Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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