therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
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I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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