Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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