I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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