so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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