grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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