i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
she pinky promised me she was 18
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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