it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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