At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Enjoy the penises
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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