She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
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