omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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